Seventy questions sounds like a lot, but it goes quickly, basically because the answers are so darned interesting! ha
70 Odd Questions:
[1] What is your middle name?
Susan
[2] What color is your mailbox?
Red?
[3] Last movie you watched:
Basically every war movie ever made - yesterday (Memorial Day). Every channel there was a soldier getting "blowed" up
[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
nope
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
ya mean, home from work? yes.
[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
yep.
[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
I check it almost every day when I get home, although, sometimes someone (Jodie) has beat me to it.
[8] Do you have a small driveway:
no, do you?
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ring tone as you?
nope - I am an original! My ringtone is BTO "Taking Care of Business". I laugh out loud when my phone rings while I'm in Office Depot cuz that's their theme song!
[10] What do you do first in the morning?
"pay the water bill"
[11] What brand is your printer:
HP at home and at work
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people:
what a retarded question. Of course not.
[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly:
straight as a board
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher:
haha. kindergarten! in 1967? hahaa
[16] Are you taller than your mother:
no, she's 6 feet tall, or as she says, "5 foot, 12 inches"
[17] Do you have a favorite word?
"flapjack", but you wouldn't understand why. Also, I am partial to "Dinnnnnnnner"
[18] What color are your bedroom walls?
white
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
hmmm. fret?
[20] Do you have a deep dark secret:
I don't know about "deep" or "dark" but I do have secrets
[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
oh, yes, with all my heart! that's a stupid question too.
[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now:
Well, yes, even my hair is sunburnt.
[24] Do you often cry during movies?
A movies is hardly worth seeing if it doesn't make you cry, unless it's a Disney or Pixar. I cried the first time I saw Muppet Movie because they weren't gonna make it to Hollywood. Poor Kermie.
[25] Do you hate your life:
no, but I hate wearing life jackets.
[26] Do you get mad easily?:
not at all
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve:
drunkenness and selfishness
[29] What is your away message:
I never sign in so I don't think I even have one.
[30] Do any of your friends have kids:
some have grandkids, dude.
[32] Who should pay on the first date:
what do you mean, the "first" date. The boy should ALWAYS pay, (except for Little Jodie when he is old enough to date; then girls should pay.
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
I guess one year and 3 months since that is the difference between me and my spouse.
[34] Do you have any friends?
"What a friend we have in Jesus....."
[35] Do you have any mean friends:
yes.
[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion:
Tennessee or Texas Orange
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
yes
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?:
I never "felt like" doing it, but sometimes I think it would be neat to not make the curve and fly off the cliff in one's car. I'm not gonna do it, just wondered about it.
[39] Have you ever been fired from a job:
yes, unfairly.
[40] What year was your house built:
about 1985
[41] When was the last time you slept in someone else’s bed:
yesterday, in Possum's bed
[42] What brand of jeans are u wearing right now?
why do you assume I'm wearing jeans? Do you know what happens when one assumes?
43] How tall are you:
5 feet, 6 inches
[44] What is the closest green object?
a green rose in a paper holder that one of my kids gave me from the Santa Shop at school
45] What is on your feet:
brown mules
[46] Do you always wear underwear?
no, not in the shower or under my swimsuit. and not while giving birth..
[48] Do you want to have kids?
haha - most of the time I want them. Sometimes I just want them to be quiet.
[49] How many years apart are you and your next sibling?
3 years
[50] Who is the friend that you would never expect to be gay?:
let's see.....Lance?
1] What is your favorite clothing brand?
Lane Bryant!
52] What’s your mothers middle name
Carolyn...she goes by her middle name. Her FIRST name is a secret.
53] Best movie you ever saw:
OOOOOOOklahoma.....
[54] Do you collect comic books:
I'm not a geek.
[55] Do you look like your dad:
spitting image.
56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD:
no
[57] Are you wearing makeup:
lipstick cause im sunburned
] Do you want a tattoo?
do I look like a carnie?
[59] Are you happily in love/married:
yes I am
[60] You win the lottery, you:
if it's big enough, I pay off all debt and put the rest in the kids' trust funds.
[61] How many pairs of underwear do you have:
do you mean "do you have ON?" Cause that would be one, of course. Do you mean "Do you own?" Cause I don't know the answer to that one.
[62] Is there something you want to tell someone but you dont know how?
not that I can think of
61] Do you know how to draw:
yes
[63] Who is your hero:
hmmmmm...Jesus, DUH! He DIED for me!
[64] Who'd you last IM:
Heather or Jason Burt, don't recall.
65] Do you work a lot of hours?
not really, at the office. Of course, I still work when I get home...laundry, etc….
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
complain
7] Who was the last person that called you?
a client
[68] Is there anything you regret?
yeah
[69] Do you know where your family name originated?
Germany
[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
I'm sorta NOT an animal lover. Really, I know that's politically incorrect, but I don't even really like dogs or cats. I don't like to get licked or sniffed or nuzzled. I do like to eat beef, pork, and chicken, though. | 
